Turkish members of the forum! Hearken to my high-IQ proposal:
We invade Georgia the country. No one expects it. They'll be confused. Especially americans won't be able to distinguish Georgia the country and Georgia the state, because they are geographically illiterate. When they ask us about stuff, we give bullshit answers and stall when they ask why. It'll be over in a day or two. It's so illogical, I don't even think Georgians will resist because of the confusion. To top it off, we install Rambo Okan as the governor.
Pros:
- Americans will be utterly confused thinking we invaded Georgia the state, the self centered quims
- Rambo Okan as governor
- Land bridge to Azerbaijan
- Armenian butthurt
- Iranians will be butthurt and produce a cringeworthy video swearing to destroy Turkey
- Pontics will no longer be able to hop border and profit so suck on that ya hooknosed bastards lol
- Batum acquired, Misak-ı Milli fulfilled (at least with regards to Caucasus)
- We can swoop Abkhazia and Ossetia while Russians are not looking
- Georgian wine tastes good so we take it
- Economic integration means they prosper and we prosper too
- They have isolated mountains where we can send refugees and k-pop fans
- I hate invading Georgia in EU4 because of all the mountains so I get to feel vindicated
Cons:
- They might resist and get hurt
- Rambo Okan might refuse governorship because of his love for Fenerbahçe. A committee headed by Aziz Yıldırım should convince him and Mr. Yıldırım is a busy man. Might not accept.
- You know that weird ear feeling because you change altitude and air pressure? You'd get that a lot in Georgia (I think).
Operation Yolo should commence, tomorrow! I'm truly a geopolitical genius.