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Hilarious
Minor Correction though.
As “man (he/him/his) identified self as a dear, the correct line should read “ …. for accepting for who “it” is!”
shit.. this could be the cover of a some freak bdsm movie.
Bro I'm in a fookin exhibition, why are you telling me to stop being horny?
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According to delusional Kurdists, how the Muslim Turks entered Anatolia
In the 11th century, the name Seljuk alone was a word that evoked a shudder... Imagine a Turkic tribe that managed to be born in the middle of 4 solid powers on 4 sides, including the harshest tribes of the steppe, from the Khazars to the Pechenegs, and was able to adapt to the political conditions it brought, in a very short time, it became defiant against everyone, allied with the khans when necessary, and soon formed its own sovereignty, took control of the Turkic migrations in the Caspian east, and gained influence and power.
Their cousins, who had crossed over to Iraq-levant area some time before them, had already wreaked havoc and became notorious. Meanwhile in the caspian area they defeated the greatest Turkish ruler of the time and smashed his army in their south, drove him to India, turned west, saved the caliph's head and took Baghdad under their influence. And just in 30 years They started the downfall of east Rome, the superpower of the time. In the intervening 50 years, they crushed the heads of many city-states and confederations or took them under their wing, starting from the Samanids until to the buyids.
In the 11th century, before the Battle of Malazgirt, their fame traveled from Rome to China. One of the brothers was the diplomatic genius of the era, the other the greatest warrior of the era... Lightly armored, superior maneuverability, able to enter most of the field battles on their own terms and with their own maneuvers, a horse and bow army with ranged firepower. Then came Alparslan Han, one of the greatest soldiers in history. The men came to Anatolia with half of the continent under their feet, but according to our unintelligent shittorians, their imaginary state opened the door...
Neither Byzantine sources, nor Arab sources, nor other reliable sources have any documents to prove this, and in the same period, Byzantium was even not letting the Armenians breathe in Anatolia, while Byzantium was helenizing Anatolia, but our kurdists claim that they have autonomy as nation in Anatolia, let alone being in Anatolia...
And only a few historians in the country can say something against this mental eclipse. The rest of them are idiots who are already caught in the tail of an idiocy called -Turkiye- nationalism... This is the ultimate 'açılım' mentality. Bending history with lies. The idiots made the Great Seljuks, the most feared army nation of the time, into a toy with romantic TV series. People think that our ancestors came all the way from the border of Siberia with peace songs and graze sheep...
In the 11th century, the name Seljuk alone was a word that evoked a shudder... Imagine a Turkic tribe that managed to be born in the middle of 4 solid powers on 4 sides, including the harshest tribes of the steppe, from the Khazars to the Pechenegs, and was able to adapt to the political conditions it brought, in a very short time, it became defiant against everyone, allied with the khans when necessary, and soon formed its own sovereignty, took control of the Turkic migrations in the Caspian east, and gained influence and power.
Their cousins, who had crossed over to Iraq-levant area some time before them, had already wreaked havoc and became notorious. Meanwhile in the caspian area they defeated the greatest Turkish ruler of the time and smashed his army in their south, drove him to India, turned west, saved the caliph's head and took Baghdad under their influence. And just in 30 years They started the downfall of east Rome, the superpower of the time. In the intervening 50 years, they crushed the heads of many city-states and confederations or took them under their wing, starting from the Samanids until to the buyids.
In the 11th century, before the Battle of Malazgirt, their fame traveled from Rome to China. One of the brothers was the diplomatic genius of the era, the other the greatest warrior of the era... Lightly armored, superior maneuverability, able to enter most of the field battles on their own terms and with their own maneuvers, a horse and bow army with ranged firepower. Then came Alparslan Han, one of the greatest soldiers in history. The men came to Anatolia with half of the continent under their feet, but according to our unintelligent shittorians, their imaginary state opened the door...
Neither Byzantine sources, nor Arab sources, nor other reliable sources have any documents to prove this, and in the same period, Byzantium was even not letting the Armenians breathe in Anatolia, while Byzantium was helenizing Anatolia, but our kurdists claim that they have autonomy as nation in Anatolia, let alone being in Anatolia...And only a few historians in the country can say something against this mental eclipse. The rest of them are idiots who are already caught in the tail of an idiocy called -Turkiye- nationalism... This is the ultimate 'açılım' mentality. Bending history with lies. The idiots made the Great Seljuks, the most feared army nation of the time, into a toy with romantic TV series. People think that our ancestors came all the way from the border of Siberia with peace songs and graze sheep...
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Maxwell: Derp, I'm somewhere on the spectrum.
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Tesla: Calm down! we don't need to spark a row here.
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According to delusional Kurdists, how the Muslim Turks entered Anatolia
In the 11th century, the name Seljuk alone was a word that evoked a shudder... Imagine a Turkic tribe that managed to be born in the middle of 4 solid powers on 4 sides, including the harshest tribes of the steppe, from the Khazars to the Pechenegs, and was able to adapt to the political conditions it brought, in a very short time, it became defiant against everyone, allied with the khans when necessary, and soon formed its own sovereignty, took control of the Turkic migrations in the Caspian east, and gained influence and power.
Their cousins, who had crossed over to Iraq-levant area some time before them, had already wreaked havoc and became notorious. Meanwhile in the caspian area they defeated the greatest Turkish ruler of the time and smashed his army in their south, drove him to India, turned west, saved the caliph's head and took Baghdad under their influence. And just in 30 years They started the downfall of east Rome, the superpower of the time. In the intervening 50 years, they crushed the heads of many city-states and confederations or took them under their wing, starting from the Samanids until to the buyids.
In the 11th century, before the Battle of Malazgirt, their fame traveled from Rome to China. One of the brothers was the diplomatic genius of the era, the other the greatest warrior of the era... Lightly armored, superior maneuverability, able to enter most of the field battles on their own terms and with their own maneuvers, a horse and bow army with ranged firepower. Then came Alparslan Han, one of the greatest soldiers in history. The men came to Anatolia with half of the continent under their feet, but according to our unintelligent shittorians, their imaginary state opened the door...
And only a few historians in the country can say something against this mental eclipse. The rest of them are idiots who are already caught in the tail of an idiocy called -Turkiye- nationalism... This is the ultimate 'açılım' mentality. Bending history with lies. The idiots made the Great Seljuks, the most feared army nation of the time, into a toy with romantic TV series. People think that our ancestors came all the way from the border of Siberia with peace songs and graze sheep...
What did you expect?
All the political ideologies and sides all manipulate history to fit their agendas.
Hence why you see so many Dusmanligi towards Osmanli, Ataturk, Pre Islamic and Post Islamic history. Nothing is looked at a fair lense.
The reason why the Kurdist autism is tolerated because Turks cant say anything because the Kurds constantly play the race card against us.
Seljuk Turks built an Empire before going into Anatolia. Where is proof that they were starving lmaoooo
When the Turks conquered most of Anatolia. The Kurds only ambushed Yoruk tribesman that settled.
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Faraday: Oh Tesla, the more you talk, the more I get drawn by your magnetism, you naughty boy
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After a deep self-questioning, I’ve come to realize that I belong more to amk tribe.The Siktir Empire
Not an empire yet, but just wait and see. Soon
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After a deep self-questioning, I’ve come to realize that I belong more to amk tribe.
Not an empire yet, but just wait and see. Soon
The empire officially known as the 'haydi(haijde/hayde) siktir' empire is essentially streching from Italy to China but actually the sun never sets on it, every human being on the face of the earth has either used the word or has had to deal with it at once.
The amk confederation is more limited but more warlike.
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I know, this is not a meme and it should probably be posted at Çay bahçesi, but please just read this. 
It will be able to go from Istanbul to New York without refueling
The design phase of the giant "National Aircraft Carrier", which resembles a floating airport, continues without slowing down.
BAYKAR and TUSAŞ are working together on the project.
I’d really like to be there when ‘brain dead‘ TN officials gave these “requirements“ to naval engineers
- build me a ship that would go from Istanbul to New York and put thingy that resembles an airfield on top of it and since this is a ship of some kind I want aviation firms Baykar and TUSAS work together
- sooo, you want an aircraft carrier with a range of 5.006 nautical miles?
- oooh, I’m not sure we have a budget for those thingies
Simple is good so that everyone can understand the gist of things but there should be a line between simplicity and simpleton
It will be able to go from Istanbul to New York without refueling The design phase of the giant "National Aircraft Carrier", which resembles a floating airport, continues without slowing down. BAYKAR and TUSAŞ are working together on the project.I’d really like to be there when ‘brain dead‘ TN officials gave these “requirements“ to naval engineers
- build me a ship that would go from Istanbul to New York and put thingy that resembles an airfield on top of it and since this is a ship of some kind I want aviation firms Baykar and TUSAS work together
- sooo, you want an aircraft carrier with a range of 5.006 nautical miles?
- oooh, I’m not sure we have a budget for those thingies
Simple is good so that everyone can understand the gist of things but there should be a line between simplicity and simpleton
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What are you talking about? That news is only the interpretation of that news agency.
