Let‘s be silly and imagine a divided Canada after a gruesome civil war.
West Canada is ruled by the batshit-crazy Poilievre dynasty, a nuclear weapon state that regularly shoots ballistic missiles into the Hudson Bay. Your big neighbour USA (a dystopic police state) supports this brutal regime that announces every now and then to destroy Toronto, Montreal and Ottawa in a sea of fire.
Democratic East Canada‘s ally, the UK has stationed 28,000 troops with the Queen Elizabeth carrier battle group and promised protection under their nuclear umbrella. After an ICBM test of West Canada, leader Poilievre threatens to glass London with thermonuclear warheads. The Brits are wavering.
A few years ago in Downing Street No. 10 a populist dimwit prime minister Boris Trumpsen badmouthed allied East Canadians to f*cking pay for their own security and tries to withdraw British troops.
East Canada’s chief Just-In Trudeau contemplates with his cabinet what to do when this retarded Boris Trumpsen gets elected again: How about getting our own nukes, guys? We can‘t trust anyone but our maple hearted East Canadians
That‘s the kind of shit South Koreans have to deal with since 1953.