This morning, news agencies brought the sad news: Russia's most famous soldier, Chmonya, died heroically in Ukraine. Chmonya (Andrey Ryazantsev) was captured during the first year of the war. The circumstances of Chmonya's capture are unclear, but according to Ukrainians, it occurred in the fall of 2022, during the heroic Russian retreat from Izyum, when tall, brave Russian paratroopers fled in terror before the advancing Ukrainian soldiers, abandoning everything—armored personnel carriers, tanks, weapons, even rifles and body armor. It was at that moment, as the Russians fled in terror, that Chmonya was abandoned
Everyone fled except Chmonya. He is very short—only 150 cm—so, according to him, he didn't even try to escape, but sat calmly and waited for the Ukrainian soldiers.
And so, Russia's most famous warrior, its most famous meme hero, Chmonya, found himself in inglorious captivity.
In fact, he only became a hero after his capture.
According to Ukrainians and the testimony of the most famous Russian occupier, no one treated him badly in captivity; on the contrary, he was well fed, so well that he even gained a little weight. However, he didn't grow at all.
Six months after his capture, he was exchanged and returned home to his native village.
But just a few weeks later, Chmonya, by then already a celebrity, was drafted into the army and sent back to war.
While Ukrainian military websites write extensively about him, Russian sources, by contrast, provide no information about Chmonya's military exploits, not a word about the circumstances of his death—only a brief statement: mobilized in 2022, died heroically in 2026
They nicknamed her Chmonya, inspired by the name of the poor little kitten that became a meme on the internet. Don't confuse her with the famous kitten when searching.